I was only 19 when I saw the film "The Cook, The Theif, His Wife and Her Lover." The girl with me was older. I had no idea who I was, what I was doing.
Man: "I once saw a film in which the main character didn't speak for the first 1/2 hour...I was competely absorbed as to what would happen, because anything was possible."
Woman: "And then?"
Man: "He spoiled it. He spoke."
Man: "And within 5 minutes, I lost interest."
Woman: "So now you've opened your mouth do you expect me to lose interest?"
Man: "It was only a film."